Are blogs like boyfriends?

I'm trying this blog out to see if I like it. My old blog service shut down all of the sudden, just like that. You'd think after three years of blogging I would've gotten an email or something, but nope. Nothing. Gone. It made it all seem so cheap. I have no idea if any of my old readers will ever even find me. But whatever. It all feels sort of sad and rapey.

I wonder if I should be starting a new blog so soon? Are blogs like boyfriends? Am I supposed to wait awhile before I jump into a new one so I don't look like a skank? I mean I'll be honest ,while I'm writing in this new blog I'm still thinking about the old one. I can't help it. I miss my old blog. We had a lot of good times together. We laughed, we cried. I rememeber the way he used to tossle my hair when he woke me up in the morning...

But never mind that. Obviously our blogs meant more to me than they did to you, old blog. Three years and you can't even leave a note to say goodbye? I'm moving on. I mean screw you! You were nothing before you found me. I was the best thing that ever happened to you! This new blog appreciates me. We are going to be happy and make beautiful blogs together. You'll see. Oh yes, you, you are gonna be sorry!

Anyways we'll see how you are "blogger", or "blogspot" or whatever your name is. We'll see.
For now let's just move on, shall we? Yes, let's.