Me: Fun Facts Game

Which one of these fun facts is not true?

1) I once stole a "Hello Kitty" notebook from a local book store. I was 8. It became my first journal which was later burned by a family member because it was "evil".

2) My imaginary friend, Mr. Pure, circa 6-7 years old, was an adult with a bionic ear.

3) I was once hired as, but never worked as, a telephone psychic.

4) For two days in Los Angeles I had a job convincing people to let us spray-paint their addresses on the curb in front of their place of business for 20- 40 dollars a pop.

5) I once worked for a group of Scientologists that flew me across the country to sell vegetable choppers.

6) One of my first voice over jobs was for an x rated website where I read daily stock reports from a script full of sexual innuendoes.

7) I once wrote a 10 page letter as God to "Margaret" in response to Judy Blume's book, "Are you there God? It's me, Margaret?" which neither Margaret nor Judy have ever responded to.

8) In fourth grade I gave Robert Bihler 100 pennies to be my valentine.