Famous people are gonna be there, can you feel it?

Whew. I am just now recovering from a two hour guilty pleasure feeding frenzy, ie Real Hollywood Gossip . After reading I suddenly realized that a club that has been written about there many times, the club that is the biggest, The most Entourage-y, THE CRAZIEST private club in all of LA right now...The one where all the big-wig party hungry celebrities hang out, and rich not-so famous-types pay thousands of dollars to be members of, sent me a myspace request back in April. Ha! I didn't even know who they were then and I took one glance and deleted them without a thought.

But it is intersting. I would not normally be sought out by that type of club. Not because it's a club, just because it happens to be THE club. A club where Paris Hilton and A-list types hang out regularly. The kind of place that turns a lot of famous people who aren't "famous enough" away. Hilarious. They must have caught wind of the "Eye Care For Erica Benefit" and gave me some sort of semi-celebrity status on a weak night or something.

Had I known I would've gone to at least one of their crazy parties. Oh well, that's the way the gossip rag bounces I suppose. Fame is so fleeting.

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Oh speaking of crazy stripper types, I am still puzzling over the myspace request I got a minute ago from an 18 year old stripper in Florida. Granted if she's for real this is probably her 50th account by now, but how I would be even vaguely part of her target demographic is beyond me. She only has 14 friends and somehow I am #15?

How does that happen? I'm guessing she must be a litttle sister of someone who knew someone who knew me, or something and she got it in her head that she was gonna rub Hollywood elbows if she became friends with me. Couldn't be further from the truth, Firestar, or whatever your name was. I am notorious for treating celebrities just like every other stranger I meet in LA. I give them credit for knowing where the cheapest thai food is and then move on.