Introducing: "Punish Blog" For Parent's on the go!

Welcome to "Punish Blog" For Parents On The Go!

Dear Parent(s)

Why should you use "Punish Blog"? Well, it's a fast paced world. And you're up to your armpits in debt and duty. You want to be stern, upright beacons of light for the minor members of your family who look to you for guidance, but who has the time? Not you. We understand and we here at "Punish Blog" are happy to take over the laborious task of assigning and reassigning punishment to pesky children between the ages of 10 and 17 who

ACCIDENTLY BRING A GUN TO SCHOOL

USE THAT GUN TO SHOOT MORE THAN ONE CLASS MEMBER IN A 24HR PERIOD.

LEAD ONE OR MORE DRUG TRAFFICKING RINGS INSIDE OR NEARBY AN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL WHILE ARRIVING HOME LATE FOR CURFEW.

REGULARLY VIOLENTLY EXECUTE CHILDHOOD FRIEND(s) WHILE PLAYING A VIDEO GAME.

REGULARLY KILL MORE THAN ONE ADULT IN THE HOUSEHOLD BEFORE 11am

REGULARLY BEAT OR RAPE MORE THAN ONE NUN AT A TIME WITHIN A 2 MILE RADIOUS OF THE HOME.



If this sounds like you and you're tired of dealing with these pesky, juvenile offenses (and who isn't), we can help!

Punish Blog's introductory offer includes:

* A list of appropriate restrictions for each offense!

* A personal website listing your child's offenses- Public or private. Featuring our own WebKitty floral design background!

* Links to positive role models!

* Your own secure screen name and password upon registration!

* Half price admission to our online network and dating community. Featuring other parents just like you in your area!

* AND MORE!

*DISCLAIMER: "Punish Blog" is not responsible for death or destruction of life or property. "Punish Blog" reserves the right and sole discretion to publish your child's photo and offense, your name and phone number, the names of any and all pets you may or may not have had, the social security numbers of people you know or people who think they may know you or who have claimed to have known you in the past.