God's first blog. By God.

Day 1

Bored as all get out, so I decided to make something. It's important to keep busy. Anyways, created Earth (got the name from the band "Earth Wind and Fire." I know they don't exist yet, but I can't help it, I love those guys!) and a place called Heaven (named after my favorite future StarTrek Voyager Episode).

Gonna use Heaven for entertaining or maybe a master bedroom. Not sure what to do with Earth. Maybe a guest house?

Also called the power company.(Was on hold forever of course) Couldn't
believe the electric wasn't on yet. I scheduled a hook up weeks ago! Had to speak to the supervisor to get the freakin lights turned on. It was pretty much bullshit. Took a nap afterwards.

Day 2
Started a garden for the guest house.
Lots of green in the color scheme. Doesn't look half bad.

Day 3

Put some lights up in the guest house. Made a nightlight outta cheese, it's pretty trippy.

Day 4
Started on the aquarium. Cost a fortune.

Day 5
Just for fun made a cow today. Spent a few hours cowtipping. Hilarious. Created two people to take care of the grounds after that. Almost screwed it up because I didn't have enough ingrediants. Had to take apart the first guy to help build the second one. Didn't have enough to make him a penis though. Maybe he won't notice.

Oh and then those jerks ate the cow. Whatever. I just made another one. Anyways the place is almost done I guess. Time to hit the sack.

Day 6
Not sure those two people can handle the whole place by themselves, they're a little on the dumb side. Anyways pretty sure they're catholic, so I should have an entire staff in no time if you know what I mean. Partied pretty hard afterwards.

Day 7
Finished Earth today and I am exhausted. Also still hung over from last night. Slept most of the day. Pretty sure Earth was a bad idea. Whatever