The Universe is downsizing!

If you read the news today then you already know that this is now up for debate:
Is Pluto really a planet?

CNN & EDD International - Aug 14, 2006
2,500 astronomers are presently meeting in Prague to define the parameters of what equals a planet.* The outcome of the conference will decide if the planet Pluto will get renewed for another season or be cancelled. If there is a stalemate the decision will be decided with a toll free call in voting system scheduled to air on Fox News during sweeps. If Pluto does get the axe Donald Trump will be paid a six figured income to deliver the famous "You're fired!" line to the planet via satellite.

Bush weighed in on the matter with these insightful statements;

"Whyda we need nine planets when there's already 8? Pluto's a dog and that's not in the constitution of the solarplex system known as the system of the constitutional Uno-verse. And Uno is nuthin more than a card game. .But they've gotta an extra and we've got a "draw four." Nine is the upside down number of the beast. If we subtract one, then we'll have seven and that makes us strong. We can't know what things look like until we look at 'em. And then we can change your minds and lookit it again. "

Since so few of you tell what is true and what is not I have this handy thing called an asterix for you to use as a guide.

* Totally 100 percent true. Source: http://edition.cnn.com/2006/TECH/space/08/14/planet.meeting.ap/